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Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 4159 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 |
Farms Harvested: | 325 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
Magic Items Found: | 1602 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 9913 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | New Chunks Explored: | 374842 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
– Our PvP battles are so intense, they make the Undertaker vs. Mankind Hell in a Cell match look like a pillow fight. – Our community events are so wild, they once had a group of players reenact the entire plot of Mean Girls using only sheep and TNT. – Our economy system is so messed up, we once had a player become a millionaire by selling nothing but dirt blocks.
So come join us and embrace the chaos of the shitters of AEW’s women’s division Minecraft SMP – where every block you break could lead to a hilarious disaster!