🔥🔥🔥
Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 6334 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Players Killed by Monsters: | 7344 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 66 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 23 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 10 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 78 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
– Our PvP battles are so intense, they make the Undertaker vs. Mankind Hell in a Cell match look like a pillow fight. – Our community events are so wild, they once had a group of players reenact the entire plot of Mean Girls using only sheep and TNT. – Our economy system is so messed up, we once had a player become a millionaire by selling nothing but dirt blocks.
So come join us and embrace the chaos of the shitters of AEW’s women’s division Minecraft SMP – where every block you break could lead to a hilarious disaster!