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Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 2717 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
– Our PvP battles are so intense, they make the Undertaker vs. Mankind Hell in a Cell match look like a pillow fight. – Our community events are so wild, they once had a group of players reenact the entire plot of Mean Girls using only sheep and TNT. – Our economy system is so messed up, we once had a player become a millionaire by selling nothing but dirt blocks.
So come join us and embrace the chaos of the shitters of AEW’s women’s division Minecraft SMP – where every block you break could lead to a hilarious disaster!