The Derpy Potato Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride the players and the creepers do the Macarena!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can catch the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by Herobrine every Friday night. Dance the night away with all your favorite Minecraft mobs while sipping on potions of invisibility.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world! Just be sure to watch out for the dancing creepers… they’ve got some killer moves. (ツ)_/7

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

DIRK.US

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A server based around towns, with vampires and werewolves lurking around, hidden in plain sight. This server is still under development and any feedback and suggestions are taken into account and highly appriciated. Join the server today and see it for yourself!!!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Pea

Survival, Vanilla

This is a semi-vanilla survival server with minimal rules against grieving because who doesn’t like waking up one morning to find their house burnt down and looted definitely me. We’ve got Geyser for Java and Bedrock compatibility and Via-Version, so I don’t have to update the server; it’s the best.Server rules:No Exploiting/Hacking: No, using cheats to gain an unfair advantage No sharing personal info: No Giving Personal information to others No Squatting: No Living in another’s base without permission

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	48
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Olympus

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Olympus is a welcoming server for those who are mature enough to be mindful of others but not let it interfere with having fun! A mature and respectful player base is our goal with all welcome! We have plug-ins that add to the experience of Minecraft without taking away the essence of a survival server. You can work together or alone, build farms, towns or shops. You can protect your builds if needs be but still allow access to others so you can work together. Economy plug-in and shop signs to be able to buy and sell to others. Keep in touch with your friends on the server by using Discord for real-time chat! Crates to use if you wish to give you some much needed, hard to get, items to give a fair experience. A true sense of community that will not tolerate griefers or those who would ruin anyone’s experience of the game.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Crops Grown:	9264	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4323	Divine Spears Created:	16
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

VillageCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Around since 2011, we have seen Minecraft change quite a bit. We have a strong and easygoing community, with friendly players who will get you on your way. On VillageCraft, you can build a village to whatever style you feel, get it protected by one of our friendly staff, and then manage it however you want. Come join us!Key Features: – We have a market, built from the ground up, right in the spawn town, to help you get on your way, be it with your first home, or a new project – Through community elections and votes, you can have your say on how the server operates, from suggesting features, to running events – VillageCraft has been a community since 2011, having seen over 20,000 players over the years, each bringing their contribution to the server – When you build a village, it’s entirely yours. You can decide who to let in, what rules you enforce, and play to your style

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Love Letters Sent:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Cobblehaven

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Cobblehaven! Bringing the cobblemon experience to vanilla Minecraft! If you enjoy the survival aspects of Minecraft then you’ll have a blast over here!Our Features: MEGA EVOLUTION ALL LEGENDARY POKEMON Land claiming to protect your chests and builds!! Crates Player Gyms SPAWNER BASED Economy GTS VOICE CHAT New and FREQUENT Releases of Pokemon And much more in the making!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

McCaverns

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Star Shards Collected:	92

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

PandaCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Crops Grown:	3389
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Renatus Network

Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, Survival

Renatus Network BATTLEGROUNDS OFFICIALLY RELEASED /server Battlegrounds JOIN NOW – Renatus.ccParkour Are you ready to take your parkour and speedrunning skills to the next level? With over 400+ levels, including iconic levels like Rainbow, Rocky, and Dungeon, and our unique Infinite Parkour and racing feature, you’ll be in for an adventure like no other.Battlegrounds Are you ready for the ultimate PvP experience? Introduce Battlegrounds, the newest and most thrilling KitPvP gamemode out there. With a roster of over 20+ unique champions, each with their special abilities and power-ups, you’ll have the chance to play as your favorite character and dominate the battlefield.JOIN OVER ONE MILLION UNIQUE PLAYERS Renatus Network has been around since 2012! Over the years, we’ve used that time to refine our game modes into something truly special for every player. With our over 10 years of experience, we understand the importance of community. So we welcome YOU with open arms. Join Renatus and be a part of the community that is standing 10 years strong.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

TANOMI

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

You have reached the official page of a unique Minecraft server with new features that open up for you a fresh look at the game and the difficulty of survival. This is an amazing world where you can be anyone: choose your play style! Exciting systems of new enchantments, fishing, mining, unique monsters, a whole list of new equipment and much more await you! All this without mods, without downloading a launcher. We don’t put labels on players like RP servers do, you can be whoever you want, whenever you want, and the standard of living that you want. And we will try to preserve your gameplay for a long time, because we do not have wipes of the main world. You can access us even from a non-licensed client, so you don’t need to spend extra money on purchasing a mojang account. We have the most friendly and sociable community of players and administration! Only you decide how the history of the world you live in will go! Come in and show yourself!Read the detailed description in our VK group or on the website.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Divine Spears Created:	27
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Animals Bred:	166	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

FTB StoneBlock2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sb2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Farms Harvested:	761	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

MineFrost Network

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

MINEFROST NETWORKIP: play.minefrost.net ___________________________________________________________WE ARE OPENING NEW TYPE OF SERVERS! – VANILLA SKYBLOCK – CUSTOM SURVIVAL – CUSTOM BEDWARS – ANARCHY SKYLANDS – EXTREME HARDCORE AND MUCH MORE!!!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Divine Spears Created:	14	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

DemonsLand Season 3

Economy, LifeSteal

Demons Land is A Public Lifesteal Server. By Playing here You can Enhance your Lifesteal Experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Zombie Dances:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

MCSugars

Economy, Survival

MCSugars is a survival server based on a diamond economy, with loads of cool features including land claims, pwarps, chest shops, crates, marriage and more

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Dimension Hops:	11
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Mines Excavated:	1819

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

MitoloskaSLO

Economy, Survival

Slovenian survival server because you start as a servant and can become a GOD! Come and join! more in the video: https://youtu.be/nIFqOfCyZBU

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

NiftySMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Runes Activated:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!