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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs, battling evil llamas with laser eyes, and mining for diamonds while being serenaded by a choir of singing creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and a feathered fist. Join his army of poultry warriors and conquer the server in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the madness for yourself? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s make Minecraft great again!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Divine Spears Created:	21	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Lunar Middle School

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Void Armor Forged:	21
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Potions Brewed:	93

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

SpeedMC Network

Creative, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock

Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Star Shards Collected:	51	Gods Slained:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CookieCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief.This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on a very long-term lag-free server.Our features include: A lag-free, long term server… A fresh world… Friendly community… A perfectly balanced player-driven economy — create your own shops!… Non-P2W… Pets… Vanilla Minecraft Survival.IP: play.cookiecraftsmp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SWPgXdcUXw

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	15

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Project Eden

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone! Welcome to Project Eden, a survival multiplayer server with fresh worlds, helpful and friendly staff, and lots of cool and unique plugins and features! The most important goal of our server is to give our players a place where they can relax and have fun. You can build something spectacular, become the richest player on the server, or just hang out with friends. We also try to give a feeling of a community to the server by organizing events, using a player-driven economy, a personalized and advanced chat system, and so much more. Some of these events include weekly minigame nights on Saturdays, trivia, and holiday specials. Our server also has mcMMO, an in-depth wiki, and server-wide Discord! We make sure our staff is always ready to help you with whatever you need, and that they always treat you with respect.

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

PiponMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to PiponMC, your ultimate destination in the vast world of Minecraft! Immerse yourself in a unique experience where the economy flourishes, jobs are varied, protections are strong, and clans are forged with camaraderie.Prosperous Economy: In PiponMC, economics is the heart of the gaming experience. Take part in various activities, from mining to farming, to earn coins and build your fortune. Open your own store or trade with other players to create a vibrant economy full of opportunities.Various Jobs: Choose from a wide range of jobs, each with their own rewards and challenges. Whether you’re a farmer, a miner, a fisherman, or a crafty trader, there’s a perfect job for every type of player. Earn money doing what you love and excel in your specialty.Robust Protections: At PiponMC, security is paramount. Protect your buildings and belongings using our block protection system. Don’t worry about thieves; Your creations will be safe and you can focus on expanding your empire in a safe and secure environment.Powerful Clans: Become part of a strong and loyal community by joining a clan. Together, they can conquer territories, face epic challenges and build a lasting legacy. Cooperation and strategy are key to your clan’s success in PiponMC.Join us at PiponMC and experience the perfect combination of a thriving economy, varied jobs, robust protections, and powerful clans. Get ready to explore, build and dominate in this exciting world of Minecraft!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Divine Spears Created:	22

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Ardania

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	158	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Lifestealing

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Lifestealing! We have tried to make the best possible Lifesteal experience. Here are just some of our features:-No eliminations -Custom Clans inspired by popular mobile games -Crystal PvP -Admin-held and automatic events -No claims -Greifing allowed -Practice PVP for rewards (Duels!)Version 1.20.4 Java: lifestealing.com Bedrock: lifestealing.bedrock.minehut.gg (Port: 19132)

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Trans Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

We are a friendly community mostly made up of Transgender people but are welcoming to everyone!We offer a safe space for you to be who you want to be, you can set your pronouns and name in game allowing you to express your identity. We have safety features set up to prevent trolls and harassment too. Some of our features include:— Hundreds of furniture and decoration items to design your homes and bases however you want! — Bugs that spawn in the world and can be caught and displayed or sold for coins! — Custom farming including many new crops, sprinklers to water a wide area and food recipes! — Custom fishing system that adds new fish and a Stardew Valley like fishing minigame! — Seasons that affect all aspects of the server such as crop growth and bug spawns! — Boss fights that have unique and powerful loot! And so much more!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

PokeMaster

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

Well guys, I present to you the new Pixelmon server in Spanish, PokeMasters in 1.16.5IN THE MOST UPDATED VERSION OF PIXELMONMod: https://reforged.gg

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Farms Harvested:	282	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	45

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Stonecrest

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Does anyone miss Towny? I do, I miss the good old towny but I have also always felt like towny could be so much more. For too long now I have had this idea I have not yet pursued for a Minecraft server where one player could be King or Queen of the entire server. I have always wondered how this would work. How could we make a server where players create the role-play themselves and allow them to climb the levers of power, who doesn’t love UNLIMiITEeD PoOWErRR? However, we want to make sure it is still Minecraft and for those who don’t want their bases ruined or be in the middle of PvP, we also want to cater to them. IP: Stonecrest.xyz Whitelist: No Dynmap: Yes Difficulty: Hard PvP: Toggleable (across the entire server unless opted in a war event) Economy: 1 Diamond = $1 World Size: 20k Version: 1.19 – 1.20.5

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8954
Players Killed by Monsters:	2380	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

AFCRAFT

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to AFCRAFT, where the possibilities are endless!Our server offers both a survival world and a minigames lobby, so you can choose to embark on a solo adventure or join forces with friends and compete in various games. Our survival world is an immersive experience – Our dedicated community has built some extraordinary things! On the other hand, our minigames lobby has a plethora of high-quality minigames to choose from, including Bedwars, Spleef, Hunger Games, Quake, Party Games, and so many more! With something for everyone, we guarantee you won’t get bored!But it’s not just the gameplay that sets us apart. Our community is incredibly tight-knit, and we pride ourselves on creating a friendly and welcoming atmosphere. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting out, you’ll find that our players are always willing to lend a helping hand. You’ll feel right at home in our community, and who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends!In addition to our regular gameplay, we also have weekly community events that are always a blast. From build competitions to scavenger hunts, there’s always something fun going on. These events are a great way to get involved with the community, meet new players, and even win some awesome prizes.So what are you waiting for? Come join us on AFCRAFT where over 3,000 unique players have joined!WEBSITE: AFCRAFT.NET

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	57	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Alien Abductions:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

VisualPvP

PvP

VisualPvP is home to the most adrenaline-pumping, competitive Network on the block, and we cherish our vibrant and welcoming community. Your voice matters, and this is where you can make a difference. [1.8 – 1.20]

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

MegaMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Hello! There MegaMC Is a new Public Lifesteal SMP Launched By Me and My Team So You Can Join And Check If You Want To Play You Can And Join Discord For Giveaways Ranks , Crate Keys , and much more Join Now!!!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

KryptonPVP

Creative, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

KriptonPVP is a Minecraft Network where quality will be present from the first moment you connect to the server. Together with the entire staff we try to solve all the problems that arise in the shortest possible time, in addition to adding improvements to the Network so that the gaming experience is better every day. We are also characterized by having a friendly and close staff with users. Every month we invest the money from donations in having servers without lag, being open 24/7, in our own plugins, anti-DDoS protection, anti-Hacks and backups.As you can see, we have all put a lot of effort into making the server the way it is now, so I hope you want to join us on this adventure that we are sure you will have fun with.

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Dimension Hops:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Shadow Kingdom

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Shadow Kingdom is a unique network of many servers dedicated to providing you the best Minecraft experience. Whether you’re a build-savvy architect, competitive PvP warrior, or just looking for a place to meet a tight-knit community of friendly individuals, Shadow Kingdom Network is the place for you! Our network is divided between only 2 main servers: Creative and Towny; both of which are much different from each other. Only operating 2 main game modes allows our team to pay special attention to the small details, and also allows for constant updates, bug fixes, and support. Shadow Kingdom has been running for many years, and our servers are established and jam-packed with many features! We work hard to ensure that every player has a voice. If you have any suggestions or questions, please don’t hesitate to contact us on our forums! https://shadowkingdom.org/We hope to see you in-game soon!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Endless Night Skies:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.