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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs, battling evil llamas with laser eyes, and mining for diamonds while being serenaded by a choir of singing creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and a feathered fist. Join his army of poultry warriors and conquer the server in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the madness for yourself? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s make Minecraft great again!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Farms Harvested:	825
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Magic Items Found:	6306	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Mines Excavated:	2029	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	11

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Farms Harvested:	633
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Alien Abductions:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	4647	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Void Gems Collected:	36
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Villages Defended:	12
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Potions Brewed:	192
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	876006	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Emeralds Found:	9457	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	19

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!