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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs, battling evil llamas with laser eyes, and mining for diamonds while being serenaded by a choir of singing creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and a feathered fist. Join his army of poultry warriors and conquer the server in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the madness for yourself? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s make Minecraft great again!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6213	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	131
Animals Bred:	54	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Dimension Hops:	13	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4945	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Love Letters Sent:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Magic Items Found:	2218

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Crops Grown:	2039
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Ores Mined:	1512
Gods Slained:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	20

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Divine Spears Created:	30
Gods Slained:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3131
Battle Standards Raised:	15	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8808
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.