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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs, battling evil llamas with laser eyes, and mining for diamonds while being serenaded by a choir of singing creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and a feathered fist. Join his army of poultry warriors and conquer the server in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the madness for yourself? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s make Minecraft great again!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	9401	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Emeralds Found:	6278	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Void Gems Collected:	20
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	63	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Animals Bred:	128	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1615
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Dragons Tamed:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ores Mined:	962
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!