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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs, battling evil llamas with laser eyes, and mining for diamonds while being serenaded by a choir of singing creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and a feathered fist. Join his army of poultry warriors and conquer the server in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the madness for yourself? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s make Minecraft great again!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Star Shards Collected:	191
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9870

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Mines Excavated:	3106	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	23

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8221	Animals Bred:	55
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
New Chunks Explored:	363660	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Elemental Crystals Collected:	33	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Potions Brewed:	27
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	851	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9838	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Potions Brewed:	72	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Void Armor Forged:	13
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Dragon Scales Harvested:	326	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Emeralds Found:	8113
Star Shards Collected:	122	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Void Armor Forged:	12
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.