The Crazy Train: Where Schizophrenic Soyboys Go to Randomly Kill and Have a Laugh

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs, battling evil llamas with laser eyes, and mining for diamonds while being serenaded by a choir of singing creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and a feathered fist. Join his army of poultry warriors and conquer the server in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the madness for yourself? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s make Minecraft great again!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Void Armor Forged:	25
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	New Chunks Explored:	647174
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	41	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	153

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Chimeras Created:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	161	Endless Legions Commanded:	44

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	466
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	21	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	19	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Ores Mined:	7257
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Star Shards Collected:	55

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.