The Crazy Train: Where Schizophrenic Soyboys Go to Randomly Kill and Have a Laugh

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs, battling evil llamas with laser eyes, and mining for diamonds while being serenaded by a choir of singing creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and a feathered fist. Join his army of poultry warriors and conquer the server in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the madness for yourself? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s make Minecraft great again!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	178
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

BroKits

Cross-Play, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

BroKits – When you die you receive a Random Kit and can jump right into the arena to fight progress and become the best! (1.13 and all versions above (could be problems with 1.19.3/1.19.2))

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Void Armor Forged:	23	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Life Steal SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Life Steal SMP: A Minecraft Adventure for Java and Bedrock Players Playable on Java and Bedrock Supports Minecraft Versions 1.16.X to 1.20.XFeatures: – Weekly Tournaments with cash prizes – Custom Duels (Unranked and Ranked) with multiple kits – Anti Pay-to-Win store ranks – Real Money Rewards for Seasonal stats – Custom-Balanced in-game shop – 20 Heart Maximum, 7-day death bansExperience thrilling adventures with friends in a lag-free environment. Join Life Steal SMP for an unforgettable Minecraft journey!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64	Dragon Eggs Found:	3589
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Vanilla Tyme

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Vanilla Tyme is a survival server that offers a vanilla experience, with no game altering plugins.We are a whitelisted community. You must apply to play. We encourage those applying to put effort into their application. We have an active, friendly, and mature community with a dedicated staff team.• No teleporting plugin! You can travel by foot or use our expansive nether tunnels. Build and decorate your own tunnel! • No economy plugin! Everyone is encouraged to build a shop and compete in our trust-based diamond economy. Trade using other items too! • No land claim plugin! Simply find a free spot and get building! • No pay-to-win! Supporters are offered EULA compliant perks. Everyone is on the same level! • Everything is built by players, for players! You can donate materials or build alongside other members. • Participate in weekly events, weekly competitions, holiday celebrations, monthly build competitions, and even UHC!Our server promotes awesome builds and community; we are excited to see what you will bring to Vanilla Tyme!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1146
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	58

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Sapphire

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2843
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

SolaceMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

SolaceMC is all about enhancing the Vanilla Minecraft experience. With your favourite classics such as Towny, mcMMO, Jobs and more, as well as tons of Custom tools and features, you’re sure to find yourself a new home in this community!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2359
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Peaceful Farms

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Peaceful FarmsWhat are we? Well, we are a farming economy server.What is the objective? Create the best farm you can! You have little limits on what you can build! Sell your crops and rank up, we have over 30 ranks that you can achieve!Do you have to farm? Of course not! For many players, the server is a haven for building as we are tough on grief and have systems to prevent it.What are you waiting for? Join Peaceful Farms! For a different type of Minecraft experience for all!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Towns Built:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Villages Defended:	15

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Gamers React minecraft

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

We will be featuring a great community, amazing builds, awesome adventures and soo many opportunities for fun!Want to play Survival? You Got It!Want to play SkyBlock or Oneblock? You Got It!What else can we do? Super glad you asked; Tired of the same old 1.8 minecraft with no colors, no design potential, well at Gamers React we offer huge multiplayer worlds, hosted on on the best hardware featuring all the new blocks from 1.16, 1.17 and beyond. Want a blackstone piglin infested house. No problem! Want some weathered copper on your roof. Yea you can have that too!Go watch Gamers React on YouTube and we will see you soon. We will be featuring clips obtained on the server on the main YouTube Channel.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CwR Minecraft network

Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

CwR MC Network comes with server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!» Survival SMP » Slimefun SMP » Lifesteal SMP » Bedwars » Kitpvp » Minigames » DuelsBEDROCK SUPPORTED!JAVA IP: mc.cwresports.lk BEDROCK IP: mc.cwresports.lk:19132

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	332	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Runes Activated:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CrownMC Survival

Survival

CrownSMP is a friendly 1.18.2 – 1.19 Survival and Lifesteal network, which supports both Java and Bedrock players.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Seiky Network

Bedwars, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

[1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Enchantments Applied:	263	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dragons Tamed:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Arcane Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Divine Spears Created:	14	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

AbsolutGG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone, I present to you AbsolutGG, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.– Rankup System – Duel system with ranking – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Redprotect – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP) Support from 1.12 to 1.19, taking advantage of the updates!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Falling into the Void:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
New Chunks Explored:	169399	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.