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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs, battling evil llamas with laser eyes, and mining for diamonds while being serenaded by a choir of singing creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and a feathered fist. Join his army of poultry warriors and conquer the server in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the madness for yourself? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s make Minecraft great again!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Emeralds Found:	9501	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

SurvivalMP

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Mines Excavated:	3117	Void Gems Collected:	33
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

PvE

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	25	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Mccaim

Survival

Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

MythicHaven

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Overcast Community

Mini Games, PvP

With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Lunar Middle School

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

SpeedMC Network

Creative, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock

Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CookieCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief.This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on a very long-term lag-free server.Our features include: A lag-free, long term server… A fresh world… Friendly community… A perfectly balanced player-driven economy — create your own shops!… Non-P2W… Pets… Vanilla Minecraft Survival.IP: play.cookiecraftsmp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SWPgXdcUXw

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Towns Built:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Void Armor Forged:	13	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Project Eden

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone! Welcome to Project Eden, a survival multiplayer server with fresh worlds, helpful and friendly staff, and lots of cool and unique plugins and features! The most important goal of our server is to give our players a place where they can relax and have fun. You can build something spectacular, become the richest player on the server, or just hang out with friends. We also try to give a feeling of a community to the server by organizing events, using a player-driven economy, a personalized and advanced chat system, and so much more. Some of these events include weekly minigame nights on Saturdays, trivia, and holiday specials. Our server also has mcMMO, an in-depth wiki, and server-wide Discord! We make sure our staff is always ready to help you with whatever you need, and that they always treat you with respect.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

PiponMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to PiponMC, your ultimate destination in the vast world of Minecraft! Immerse yourself in a unique experience where the economy flourishes, jobs are varied, protections are strong, and clans are forged with camaraderie.Prosperous Economy: In PiponMC, economics is the heart of the gaming experience. Take part in various activities, from mining to farming, to earn coins and build your fortune. Open your own store or trade with other players to create a vibrant economy full of opportunities.Various Jobs: Choose from a wide range of jobs, each with their own rewards and challenges. Whether you’re a farmer, a miner, a fisherman, or a crafty trader, there’s a perfect job for every type of player. Earn money doing what you love and excel in your specialty.Robust Protections: At PiponMC, security is paramount. Protect your buildings and belongings using our block protection system. Don’t worry about thieves; Your creations will be safe and you can focus on expanding your empire in a safe and secure environment.Powerful Clans: Become part of a strong and loyal community by joining a clan. Together, they can conquer territories, face epic challenges and build a lasting legacy. Cooperation and strategy are key to your clan’s success in PiponMC.Join us at PiponMC and experience the perfect combination of a thriving economy, varied jobs, robust protections, and powerful clans. Get ready to explore, build and dominate in this exciting world of Minecraft!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	28

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Ardania

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Love Letters Sent:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Lifestealing

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Lifestealing! We have tried to make the best possible Lifesteal experience. Here are just some of our features:-No eliminations -Custom Clans inspired by popular mobile games -Crystal PvP -Admin-held and automatic events -No claims -Greifing allowed -Practice PVP for rewards (Duels!)Version 1.20.4 Java: lifestealing.com Bedrock: lifestealing.bedrock.minehut.gg (Port: 19132)

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	154
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Crops Grown:	3915
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Trans Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

We are a friendly community mostly made up of Transgender people but are welcoming to everyone!We offer a safe space for you to be who you want to be, you can set your pronouns and name in game allowing you to express your identity. We have safety features set up to prevent trolls and harassment too. Some of our features include:— Hundreds of furniture and decoration items to design your homes and bases however you want! — Bugs that spawn in the world and can be caught and displayed or sold for coins! — Custom farming including many new crops, sprinklers to water a wide area and food recipes! — Custom fishing system that adds new fish and a Stardew Valley like fishing minigame! — Seasons that affect all aspects of the server such as crop growth and bug spawns! — Boss fights that have unique and powerful loot! And so much more!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Endless Night Skies:	4
Star Shards Collected:	162	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	33

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

PokeMaster

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

Well guys, I present to you the new Pixelmon server in Spanish, PokeMasters in 1.16.5IN THE MOST UPDATED VERSION OF PIXELMONMod: https://reforged.gg

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Mines Excavated:	3008	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Crops Grown:	8677	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Stonecrest

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Does anyone miss Towny? I do, I miss the good old towny but I have also always felt like towny could be so much more. For too long now I have had this idea I have not yet pursued for a Minecraft server where one player could be King or Queen of the entire server. I have always wondered how this would work. How could we make a server where players create the role-play themselves and allow them to climb the levers of power, who doesn’t love UNLIMiITEeD PoOWErRR? However, we want to make sure it is still Minecraft and for those who don’t want their bases ruined or be in the middle of PvP, we also want to cater to them. IP: Stonecrest.xyz Whitelist: No Dynmap: Yes Difficulty: Hard PvP: Toggleable (across the entire server unless opted in a war event) Economy: 1 Diamond = $1 World Size: 20k Version: 1.19 – 1.20.5

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	579	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Endless Night Skies:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!