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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs, battling evil llamas with laser eyes, and mining for diamonds while being serenaded by a choir of singing creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and a feathered fist. Join his army of poultry warriors and conquer the server in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the madness for yourself? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s make Minecraft great again!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Void Armor Forged:	14
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Teacher

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

WHY

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

NINDEN is a Naruto themed server with epic jutsu, events, and an open-world. You can strive to create peace in the ninja world or to force it into ruin! Join to take part in classic events from the Naruto series through an immersive and in-depth experience! Take part in missions, exams, events, and much more! Explore the variety of PvP and PvE oriented content we have to offer. Design your character and choose a playstyle that fits you. Wield a variety of ninja tools and race to the top to become the strongest shinobi! There are a plethora of things you can do on our server, and it all starts by joining now!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	144	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Havzmar

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Are you looking for a server with a mature community, custom items, dungeons, a very unique Towny experience, strong economy, tons of ranks, frequent events, collectible items and titles, custom MCMMO experience, not pay to win, with accomplishments to grind for, and staff that play just as you do? Then come join us as we enjoy a community driven server, and explore the lore of Havzmar!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Alien Abductions:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Sapphire SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to Sapphire SMP!Our community is exceptionally friendly, and we all share a passion for playing on Sapphire SMP: a crossplay server that supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Sapphire SMP has loads of unique custom features and receives frequent updates with new content and the latest Minecraft releases! Checkout our distinctive features:– Custom Enchants: Immerse yourself in over 200 custom enchants unique to Sapphire SMP! – Claiming: Protect your creations and never worry about griefing again! – Temp-fly: Effortlessly explore and build your base with our unique flying system. – Backpacks: Store your treasures in safety and continue exploring without concern. – Plus more! Come and discover all that we have to offer for yourself!If you’re joining from Bedrock (console or phone), use the IP play.sapphiresmp.net and port 19132.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

ContentVeen

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

ContentVeen is a high-quality Minecraft Survival, Skyblock, CakeWars and Creative server with unique content and great community, friendly staff and players like you!NOW ALSO ON BEDROCK! » Survival » Skywars » CakeWars » CreativeJava IP: play.contentveen.nl Bedrock IP: play.contentveen.nl (Port 26006)Supported 1.19 – 1.19.2!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4169	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

With UneasyVan

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Mines Excavated:	2361	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Anarchus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

SlimeCraftSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6781
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Potions Brewed:	144

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Hotdog Water

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	14	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	169
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Towns Built:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Carpour

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Emeralds Found:	9159

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Golden Galaxy MC

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

GOLDEN GALAXY MC Bored of searching the world for a good non-premium Minecraft server to play on?Well, look no further! Come to Golden Galaxy MC and live an experience from another galaxy!! We offer you a totally unique and original experienceImmerse yourself and explore a fantastic universe where you can travel to different planets!Grow and become more powerful with our custom armor and swords and have fun in an attractive combat systemGet custom cosmetics and furniture to decorate your skin and your house

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Love Letters Sent:	20
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

PixelBallers

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Raiding, Towny

Server IP: play.pixelballers.com Website: https://store.pixelballers.com/ Discord: discord.gg/arC4jsmKxGPixelmon Reforged 1.16.5 / BUILD Biomes ModCome join an awesome community of people who love playing pixelmon! Everyone here is super helpful and there are tons of ways to get extra goodies in game. We pride ourselves in keeping a peaceful environment, so we can focus on good times and catching them all. Will you be the next Baller?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Towns Built:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Happy-HG Network

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

Home of the most original SkyBlock, Parkours and Mini-Games, the Happy-HG Network is a fun and unique playing experience! Join mc.happy-hg.com to begin your adventure!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Animals Bred:	136
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

PixelEarth.Ro

Earth, Survival

Minecraft Server ( Earth -> 1.18.x – 1.20.x NON PREMIUM ) – Kits – Quests – Free rewards – Events – Giveaways – much more

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Emeralds Found:	6435
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

StoneBlock3 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sb3.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Claims mod for base protection > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Hosted in Data Center > FTB StoneBlock 3 modpack

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	388

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.