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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs, battling evil llamas with laser eyes, and mining for diamonds while being serenaded by a choir of singing creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and a feathered fist. Join his army of poultry warriors and conquer the server in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the madness for yourself? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s make Minecraft great again!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

AnselMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

AnselMC | This is an exclusive Indonesian Minecraft server, with a friendly and friendly community, providing opportunities for you to find your friends/besties to play the game you love, namely Minecraft.Don’t forget to join our official discord too!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

BoppleMC

Mini Games

A minecraft server called boppleMC that has loads of games, 24/7 updates, crazy textures, a support team, and loads of mini-game crap. Come in now!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

ThunderTown

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Star Shards Collected:	261
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

MineVillage

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Quantum Realm

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Quantum Realm!! Quantum Realm is a new upcoming server!! ip: Quantumrealm.in discord : Quantumrealm.in/discord

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Dragons Tamed:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

UnrealCraft Network

Survival

Are you looking for a survival game with skills, missions, clans and much more?We have the Survival Medieval 1.18.x – 1.19.x modality where you can find: • Battle Pass • Protections • War of clans • Jobs • Custom texturesand much more!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Villages Defended:	12
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Star Shards Collected:	262
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Vexius Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	48	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

PetalCraft

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

A new server looking to gain more active players. We Pride ourselves in having a fun, safe environment where everyone can feel welcomed. With daily login rewards, custom tools and crates, you will never be left behind! Claim land with Grief Prevention and sell your stuff in the player market! Resource worlds are avalible to gather supplies, and the main world will never be reset. There are PVP areas for players who want to duel it out! Everyone is wecome to join!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Divine Spears Created:	16	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Crescenta

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Crescenta is a semi-casual Nations/SMP server designed to grow with its community and playerbase. The map grows as the server does, so there’s always land to claim, build on, and conquer.Make a nation, invite your friends! Create an empire spanning the entire world! Discover new lands, name them your own, make towns, meet new people, roleplay, have fun!I hope you try out this server and enjoy! —————————————————– IP: crescenta.secure.pebble.host Versions: 1.18-1.20

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	New Chunks Explored:	407822
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

HyCraft Network

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.HyCraft, is a Minecraft Java Edition network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	22

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Introduction:Hello gamers. Thank you for taking the time to consider A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door. I consider the server a lawless server because there is only 1 rule, No cheating. My goal as someone hosting a server is to create an environment where people can enjoy all the mechanics of vanilla minecraft, both pvp and pve.What really makes minecraft shine is when people work together and it is all the more impressive when people decide to work together on a lawless server. While I encourage cooperation, I also enjoy some chaos and that is why there is only 1 rule.Please note, there are minimal plugins on this server (to prevent lag during tps drops). And there is minimal intervention by admins. Everything built in the game is built in survival mode, creative mode is not permitted.Most people login to server and immediately die, over and over, then they rage quit. Be warned the server is set to hard mode and because there is very little lag the monsters will make your life difficult. I have constructed several mini bases around the spawn area (spawn radius is set to 1000) to help new players, but because this is anarchy it is a constant battle to keep these bases stocked with supplies.Some people asked me, why the server has the name it does. Well, when I first started the server, a zombie pigman broke my door.Other things of note, the map will never be reset and the seed will never be given out.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Dragons Tamed:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	15

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

HelloMiners

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

HelloMiners is a modern city economy server started in 2011, one of the oldest communities in Minecraft. Our community is completely unique, there are few communities in Minecraft that are as close-knit as ours!On HelloMiners, you may become a business owner, running a large, successful business with many properties and employees; a famous architect renowned for their designs across the map; a city mayor known for creating a vast, beautiful city; a shop owner, running a frequently visited shop that serves everyone in the community; a government official, who helps enforce rules and keeps the community running smoothly; the possibilities are endless. You start out with nothing but some cash and some tools and food, and where you go from there is only as limited as your imagination!Explore our server map at http://play.hellominers.com:8123Join the community at play.hellominers.com to explore our vast world, and to check out some of the marvelous builds that have been completed over the years! To join on Bedrock Edition, make sure the port is 19132. Also, join our Discord at bit.ly/discordhm for the best server experience.If you would like to check us out on other platforms, check us out on: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/hellominers Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mchellominers Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/mchellominers Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@mchellominers

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Love Letters Sent:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

PokeSplash

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

PokéSplash is a growing Pixelmon server with a very welcoming community, lots of beautiful server towns, challenging NPC and player gyms and tons of extra features to provide you with the best Pixelmon experience!We don’t believe in pay-to-win. That’s why you’ll never run into a pay wall on PokéSplash. All of our services and commands are free to all players.With our active staff members and regular events, we strive to develop an inclusive and engaging experience for all to enjoy!Come join us and be a part of our growing community!Custom server builds, Economy plugin, No Pay-to-Win, Pokebuilder with in-game currency, Vote Shop rewards, NPC gyms and player gyms, Fun regular Minecraft and Pixelmon events, Vibrant community of both casual and competitive players, Free access to many useful and fun commands, (/checkspawns, /checkstats, /ivs, /evs, /PC, /pokeheal, /enderchest, /back, /nick, /hat)

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Magic Items Found:	5117
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

FamilyMC Survival

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the FamilyMC network! We are fully 1.19 release. We strive to provide a safe environment for everyone to play in 24/7 with 100% uptime and absolutely 0 lag. We run across two high quality professional dedicated servers featuring our main machine with an overclocked i9-9900k running at 5.1GHz. Through our high performing hardware we are able to provide a high performing minecraft server even on the latest and most demanding minecraft releases! We offer Survival, Creative, Vanilla, and SkyBlock servers.Our Survival 1.19 server offers: Land claiming, player shops, player warps, in game ranks, custom enchants, jobs, scrolls, and more! Our world is located at /warp Town and our spawn offers easy access to all features. Keep inventory is enabled! You can be randomly teleported into the wild to start playing, or look around spawn and find a place to build a shop. Useful Commands: /start – for a tutorial /warp ClaimTutorial /warp ShopTutorial /stem /tpa /pwarp /jobsOur Vanilla 1.19 server offers: vanilla game play with no plugins, basic rules such as no griefing, and always running the latest version. If a grief ever occurs, message staff and they can have it completely fixed within seconds! Our SkyBlock 1.14.4 is one of our favorites. It’s fully 1.14.4 and has custom islands, crates, spawners, an auction house, and a vast market place with every material and item you could possibly need! We can’t wait to see you in game at familymc.xyz! Be sure to join our discord: discord.gg/YVDapVP

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Dimension Hops:	0	Potions Brewed:	36
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Enchantments Applied:	201	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	9522	Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

CrateSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

CrateSMP is a flourishing minecraft community which hosts a clasic minecraft SMP server.NO CLAIM BLOCKS • CrateSMP gives you the freedom to build and compete anywhere you want. From secret bases to hudge clans there are no limits on what you want to raid or where you want to liveCustom Duels • We provide a special system that allows our players to bid and win custom duels.Economy • CrateSMP offers an economy build on recourses and services so you can become the richest and stronges player.Kits • Starter packs for our new players

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	13	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Void Armor Forged:	27	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.