The Crazy Train: Where Schizophrenic Soyboys Go to Randomly Kill and Have a Laugh

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs, battling evil llamas with laser eyes, and mining for diamonds while being serenaded by a choir of singing creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and a feathered fist. Join his army of poultry warriors and conquer the server in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the madness for yourself? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s make Minecraft great again!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Magic Items Found:	7879	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

AxeCraft Network

Earth, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Welcome to AxeCraft Community! Now with Dungeons, MCMMO, Land Claim and more! A healthy community with 24/7 moderators assistance. Lively discord channel with many helpful players!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

McDaily

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

mcDaily, the economy SMP community with skilled builders in all kinds of styles. Customization options to make your home feel truly yours. Engaging admins that actively play on the server and provide server updates frequently. Custom items to make your gameplay that much more enjoyable.Come hang out with our community, that’s friendly towards both more mature members as well as a safe place for our younger audience. Make sure to vote for mcDaily as we provide rewards that most other servers list as “premium or donator rank exclusives”.Want to know more about us, the server or perhaps jump right in? Check these out: Discord: https://discord.gg/JprbQW2qQW Website: www.mcdaily.online ip: play.mcdaily.online (we allow both java and bedrock, add :25565 at the end of ip for bedrock)

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Emeralds Found:	5142	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

WAX

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

The World of Starknight is the oldest Xbox city server now on JAVA! We started our journey in 2012 building a grand city with an economy and intricate story mode. If that’s not your style we also offer a MMO economy survival world or a hardcore apocalypse survival where you have to survive through the ruins of a city fighting through hordes of zombies with guns! We’re a small team putting all this together so we are also looking for builders/admins!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

PryorSurvival

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hi! Come play survival with us! We welcome all with a well taken care of community, java and bedrock a like! Claims, No lag, active staff, New gamemodes, and in-game cosmetics! From seeing your in-game stats to starting the next big farm build! we have it all and would love for you to join us !Java Edition: pryormc.co Bedrock Edition: play.pryormc.co Port: 1913

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Star Shards Collected:	211
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

DonutSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

DonutSMP is a Minecraft Server where you try to become the best player by grinding to get loot and by fighting others. The server is joinable on any version. The donutsmp ip is donutsmp.net

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	17
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

1Vie.fr

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

ANARCHY HARDCORE SERVER The Minecraft server 1Vie.fr offers you the opportunity to test your survival and adaptation skills in an ultra-hostile environment in a totally anarchic atmosphere. 1Vie.fr offers its members the opportunity to rediscover their primary instincts in an ultra hardcore game without plugins (100% Vanilla) and without life regeneration.VANILLA | 0 Plugins 1vie.fr is faithful to the unique Minecraft Vanilla survival experience. There are 0 plugins or mods that alter the basic gameplay experience that players are looking for. Quickly join a hostile world with other people. Will they be your allies? Or your enemies… It’s up to you!SURVIVAL | Hardly On your first login you will be randomly teleported to the pre-generated map. Find your wild instincts because here there is no room for error. The ultra-hardcore experience will not do you any favours. The first time you make a mistake, you’ll be kicked off the server.RELATION | Unpredictable Would you kill the first person you meet or would they kill you? If you were to meet a player, would they be a potential ally or prey? Are you being watched? These are the questions that you must continually ask yourself on 1Life.com and only you have the answers. We can only offer you the playground.Join the adventure: https://1vie.fr/en / IP: play.1vie.fr

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2889	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Raw Vanilla

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Notes: 100 Block Spawn Protection, Daily Backups!Server Features: Friendly Staff, World Backups, 24/7, Support, No Lag, Dedicated Server, No LimitsServer Rules (Permanent Ban): No Hacking, No Cheating, No Exploiting, No Racisms, No Lag Machines, No Threating, No X-Raying, No Bullying, Keep Chat Clean, Don’t Be Dumb. Server Rules (Allowed): PVP, Teaming, Unlimited Farming, Griefing, Mob Farming, Redstone Machines, Building, New Chunk Loading.Server Discord: https://discord.gg/UjXbz3rW

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Ores Mined:	5075
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Potions Brewed:	195
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

WolfyCraft

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival, Towny

»» WolfyCraft «« ———————————- WolfyCraft is a friendly server, that you’re bound to enjoy! We aim to provide a relaxing enviroment where you can build, craft, and enjoy playing with your friends and other players! -[Pixelmon]

> Join our Pixelmon server, where you can enjoy a brand new custom world, explore it with other trainers, capture all the Pokemons and beat our gyms! -[Factions]

> Ready for some war? Looking to make the coolest base ever? Come and join us, and show the world your domination. I hope you remember how to make a TNT Cannon! -[Survival/Creative]

> Want to let your creative side out and just build? Well no worries! You can do that too, come and relax, build, and share your creations with others. -[Friendly Community]

> Our server isn’t just a server, it’s a community, a place for people to come and relax, have fun, play and meet new people. You will be welcome here! We hope to see you here soon!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	30	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Star Shards Collected:	187	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

MetaMechanists

PvE, Survival

Design huge factories, automate everything, become invincible, go to space, build cool stuff. Our powerful server hardware allows for all kinds of crazy builds without impacting performance. We’re centered around Slimefun, a plugin that adds everything from backpacks to nuclear reactors to logistic systems. Unfamiliar with Slimefun? Our community and staff members will be happy to help you learn.Progress through a free rank system by crafting increasingly advanced Slimefun items to gain perks. The server is entirely volunteer-run with no pay-to-win aspects. We host events regularly and focus on maintain a strong community, focusing on quality over quantity.[IP address] play.metamechanists.org [Discord] https://discord.gg/6Ew8BYxUtZ [Website] https://metamechanists.org

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Farms Harvested:	536	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Taco Haven

Economy, Survival

Anti-grief community centered semi-vanilla smp with a player based economy. Player statements: “Every second I was on felt like something you could only get there. I love that the mods, and owners are really easy to reach out to, and their just all around likeable people.” -whoisthefox 2021

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Dragons Tamed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Divine Spears Created:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

ProjectOzone3 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: po3.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention island claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > ProjectOzone3 Kappa Mode Modpack

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Void Gems Collected:	29
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	19

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

ColdNetwork

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock

Social community, great gamemodes including: OPFactions, OPSkyBlock, KitMap, HCFactions and Practice. We have an experienced management team which makes everything more fun for players. We also have a good anticheat which IPbans and active staff members.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Tekkit by CraftersLand Towns Clans

Economy, PvP, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░> Server address: tekkit.craftersland.net:25567░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Server hosted in DataCenter on a Dedicated Server in Canada near USA border. > Online 24/7. > MyTown Mod for land protection. > Economy, Server shops, Players Market, Rewards, Crates. > Clans, PvP. > Live Maps.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	49
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Elitecraft Survival Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

UK Minecraft Server – Slimefun, Economy, Games, Arenas, PvE, New Map, Land Claims, Quests, Pets, Ranks, Custom Items, Elevators, and more. Join our server now, and immerse yourself in the ultimate Minecraft experience! Here we have the best community in Minecraft.This is why we pride ourselves in having the perfect balance of players to make sure everyone feels at home. No matter who you are at what age, we are the place for you! Just follow the rules and have fun.Our server consists of multiple worlds first our Survival world is the primary world of EC. Founded in 2011, we now have years of experience. Here we provide a welcoming community for new and veteran players alike to build, enjoy and feel at home. We offer advanced grief protection including chest locks, user-based land protection, disabled explosions, map backups and if rollbacks, to undo grief if necessary. PvP is disabled everywhere Except in the nether and it is quick and easy to join and start building. At our Creative world, you can enjoy a fun Multiplayer creative experience with all your friends, with no grief. Additionally, we offer FULL creative mode, lots of protected land for anyone to claim, lots of permissions for players such as /warp, /tpa and /plot, a system which is guaranteed to prevent grief. Players can use almost every item the game has to offer, and even some World editing commands. Our SkyBlock world offers each player their own private SB island for them and their friends to build on. Here there is no grief or PvP, and an awesome economy so you can sell your junk for new equipment. —–

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

PangMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to PangMC Network, the ultimate Minecraft server experience! Whether it’s custom survival or a superflat challenge, there’s always something fun happening on our server. What are you waiting for? Join PangMC Network today and experience Minecraft like never before.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Dragons Tamed:	0
Emeralds Found:	2851	Dimension Hops:	14
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!