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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs, battling evil llamas with laser eyes, and mining for diamonds while being serenaded by a choir of singing creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and a feathered fist. Join his army of poultry warriors and conquer the server in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the madness for yourself? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s make Minecraft great again!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ores Mined:	8677	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

PumpkinSMP

Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The PumpkinSMP community is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support.PumpkinSMP is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe.Servers are on 1.17.1 through 1.19+– Experience the true feel of an SMP!– play.pumpkinsmp.eu.orgBedrock: IP: play.pumpkinsmp.eu.org Port: 25577

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Dimension Hops:	12
Farms Harvested:	892	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

WildWood SMP

Earth, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

WildWood SMP is a brand new SMP-based server! We plan on becoming a one-stop network for all and any SMP gameplay desires! Here’s what we’ve got so far:• Lifesteal SMP – Build your base, kill players and collect their hearts! But don’t run out of hearts, or you’ll be punished!• Earth SMP (COMING SOON) – Survival Minecraft but with a map that mirrors planet Earth!• SMP (COMING SOON) – Easy, Simple, and relaxing Minecraft SMP!We allow both Java and Bedrock players to join! IP: wildwoodsmp.com Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

unGODLY SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

As part of the unGODLY series, this server is similar to its previous counterpart in that its primary focus is giving power to the players while still allowing for a significant degree of challenge and difficulty. Hostile mobs are much stronger and faster, but players are given better tools, abilities, and opportunities in order to properly combat them.This server has many plugins – far too many to name – and so there is most certainly something for everyone.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Legend of the Wild

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

We are a new survival server with economy, jobs, mcmmo and more. Check us out! We use grief prevention/claims plugin to keep your builds safe!. We aim to provide quality of life updates as well as make the game more involved and fun: More /Jobs! More Fish! More Enchants! More Crafting! More Potions! Custom Loot! More Tags! More Crates! Custom Monsters! Custom Bosses! Custom World Generation (The Wild) More ways to earn rewards in game than ever before! We are currently OPEN to new users. Thanks for stopping by to check us out!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Dimension Hops:	11
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Ozryn Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

OzrynSMP is a semi-vanilla SMP. We are running several plugins designed to make your Minecraft experience just a bit better! We are now offering the choice of either 1.8 or 1.9 Combat Mechanics! Our plugins include, but are not limited to, Grief Prevention, TreeGravity, SilkSpawners and Player Warps. We have a ready made XP farm for players to use upon joining too. One of our best features is our different reward crates. The keys can be earned through voting or purchased on our store (shop.ozrynmc.net). We are currently a small but very close server and we would love to have some new friends join us!SERVER IP: play.ozryn.com Sever Port [Bedrock and Pocket Edition]: 19137 Server Port [Java]: 25714

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Falling into the Void:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

AetherConquest

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Aether Conquest is a server based on a custom gamemode with custom-coded features; the closest category being a “box server”. However, unlike box servers, we offer tons of extra content, such as a level system, custom crafting system, boss spawns, unique and dynamic PvP systems, and more! We plan to keep updating Xanatos with more exclusive features as time goes on!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Hemisphere Survival

Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server with QOL/Performance Datapacks and Mods, including Simple Voice Chat. Friendly Community for anyone who loves Minecraft as much as we do. No plots or protection size limits. Creativity is always encouraged.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

AusGG

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

AusGG is an Australian Minecraft Network which features variety of different game modes.The current servers are: AussieSMP – A whitelisted application survival server with features to improve quality of life for players such as claims, shops and basic teleports. Aussie Creative – A whitelisted creative server for players to build on.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Divine Spears Created:	20	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Magic Items Found:	8030	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Endless Legions Commanded:	25

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

DrakesCraft Network

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Network DrakesCraft Java and Bedrock always active, 24 hours a day Ip: mc.drakescraft.net Bedrock port: 25565 Versions from 1.18 to 1.20.X Modalities: – Survival 1.20.X Slimefun Custom With many enchantments, more than 8 thousand items (slimefun, 100% technical plugin to create minerals, and its expansions). Use of optifine is recommended In this server community we have plugins for: -protections -Great variety of strong mobs and bosses -custom items and enchantments. -slimefun Discord https://discord.gg/nZgQgbRx6A

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8095	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	82
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

HalfastMC UHC Survival

Cross-Play, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

Bedrock Edition and Pocket Edition – IP: play.halfastmc.com PORT: 19132The average player CAN NOT SURVIVE playing 5 minutes on THIS server! The Minecraft server HalfastMC is an Ultra Hardcore Vanilla Minecraft Server – Hard Mode Survival with no natural regeneration. Players have to use potions, beacons, apples, etc to regenerate health. Monsters spawn more often and hit much harder. Unlike other servers, players won’t be banned from the server after death. Commands like teleport are very limited, to add more of a challenge to your experience. The server is also very strongly against pay to win, so you won’t see any premium packages for overpowered items.HalfastMC has a semi-active community, filled with people who have been active for many years, and some players that joined very recently. Most of the community is a mature audience, so join and chat at your own discretion. HalfastMC is the perfect place for players who love survival Minecraft but think it’s way too easy. Join the Discord community using this link: https://discord.gg/REGwfwRe6d , or play on the server now using the IP address play.halfastmc.com , or visit our website at www.halfastmc.com. (This server is a direct descendant of DRAGONHOLLOW / Dragon Hollow – If you used to play there, we play here now!)

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	426
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Endless Night Skies:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

FTB Interactions by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: it.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

SonOyuncu Network

Creative, KitPvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Son Oyuncu Network offers you a minecraft experience you have never seen before. Get ready for a minecraft experience that will increase your gaming pleasure with 100% cheat protection and a quality management team!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Animals Bred:	192	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

No Named Orgs Server

Creative, MCMMO, Survival

We are a community aimed at making a fun gaming environment for all gamers to play in! Currently, we have several features:Survival Creative Mob Arenas Wands Infernal Mobs Dungeons And much more!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

cCraft

Anarchy, Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

cCraft as a bilingual server (German/English) was made openly accessible again with 1.7.x – the principle of being as close as possible to the original Minecraft has the highest priority here.As a player, you have the opportunity to protect your areas on your own responsibility – without having to ask an admin. No commands are required, just a chest (for the very first custom zone) and a gold shovel for creating new zones and moving the corners of existing zones.Our worlds are free to use, as we know from the original Minecraft – only the areas protected by other players are subject to restrictions.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Project City Build

Creative, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

Project City Build [ Creative | Survival | Minigames ]PCB is a tight knit Minecraft community and city building server, dedicated to building realistic, modern, themed or period based towns and cities. PCB has been running since the early days of Classic, and has grown and evolved over the years.Whether on our creative or survival mode maps, you can get together with your friends to create your own cities. Our server is based around building large scale towns and cities; help expand an existing town, or start your own!Project City Build is a small and friendly community that will always welcome new members. If you are interested in building things, this server is perfect for you.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!