The Crazy Train: Where Schizophrenic Soyboys Go to Randomly Kill and Have a Laugh

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs, battling evil llamas with laser eyes, and mining for diamonds while being serenaded by a choir of singing creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and a feathered fist. Join his army of poultry warriors and conquer the server in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the madness for yourself? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s make Minecraft great again!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	482
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dimension Hops:	9

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Koffi Network

Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

A friendly Minecraft Network focused into bringing the comfy feelings to you!

We offer a lot of gamemodes incuding Survival, Skyblock, Minigames, and more!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Azuryth

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Whitelist

Azuryth the MMORPG Server is currently in development. We are in closed Alpha, and a lot of the features are unavailable at this time. To join our closed alpha please join our discord and open a ticket. We are allowing access to play in the release areas to help us test and improve our systems during Alpha development. Questlines won’t start forming until Beta stages. Once all is 100% It will allow you to explore a vast world full of adventure, quests, epic boss battles, dungeons, strongholds and more! The maps will be a large, custom and full of lore.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

PirateMC

Prison, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to PirateMC, your ultimate family-friendly Minecraft destination! Set sail across three unique realms: Skyblock, Prison, and Amplified, each offering diverse adventures for all playstyles.

Discover the heights of creativity in our Skyblock realm, conquer challenges with exclusive premium plugins, and expand your floating haven with friends or solo.

Embark on a thrilling journey within our Prison realm, mining, crafting, and climbing ranks through tailored configurations and plugins, all within a captivating prison world.

For the daring adventurers, our Amplified servers await with towering landscapes and premium plugins specially crafted for a challenging Minecraft experience.

Progression is key at PirateMC, as you climb ranks unlocking exclusive perks and abilities. Customize your identity with item skins and unique prefixes that showcase your achievements and contributions.

Our vigilant staff ensures a safe, respectful, and fun environment for players of all ages. Join PirateMC for boundless creativity, camaraderie, and excitement on the high seas of Minecraft!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

iceanarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

IceAnarchy is a place to uphold a long time community of mine. I have operated and developed for minecraft servers across three separate domains since early 2020.

Everything about my server is pretty much fully custom. No poorly programmed plugins from skidded repositories, no bad SpigotMC plugins, you get the picture. All patches, server commands, and subtle gameplay features and aspects have been developed solo by me.

The goal of IceAnarchy is to be as minimalistic as possible. Very little gimicks, a simple dupe, and the only non-vanilla aspect being the use of 32ks in the form of Auto32k (Dispenser-Hopper setup).

You can join using 1.12.2 or later at iceanarchy.org

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Ores Mined:	6262	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Kasai Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

KasaiCraft is a no griefing, friendly SMP server, for people that want to make friends and build in a more peaceful, friendly environment. We offer a generous amount of land claiming compared to other servers, with 12 chunks available on first join, and another free chunk every 90 minutes. Using this plugin you can create towns, player shops, and trading areas. All of our player ranks are obtainable by simply playing on the server for X amount of time. Once you are established on the server, craft your own God items with anvils using vanilla enchants that are able to be upgraded past their normal limits. Each server rank (obtainable with play time) has a higher enchant limit. Craft an Efficiency VIII Pickaxe with Fortune X to help you acquire resources, or some God armor with Protection XV. Come be a part of a new community and help us grow! We ran a very successful OP Towny server in early 2016 and decided that it would be fun to come back and try again. The world border is at 75,500 x, z, -x, -z, That is 5,700,250,000 blocks, 22,266,601.5 Chunks, plenty of room for exploration and building. The border will expand as needed. This world was created in 1.20.1

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

The Village

Mini Games, PvE, Survival

What is The Village?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Villages Defended:	17	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

OmegaMC

Prison, PvP

OmegaMC we are a new PrisonOP server (1.8 – 1.20)!

Characteristics: ▎Special pickaxe enchantments ▎Gem Shop ▎Parcelas ▎Sweepstakes and Events ▎Custom menus and messages ▎Great variety of creations

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	980688
Potions Brewed:	194	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

NorcrasCraft

Economy, Survival

Join us in NorcrasCraft for a Survival Multiplayer Adventure! • Claim your land and protect your builds/items. Allow others to work with you on your builds! • In-Game and Donator Ranks which bestow permissions and other benefits! • Custom Crops that you can farm (tomato, corn, avocado, cucumber, eggplant, and more!)! • Server and Player-Based Economy, including player shops and auction house! • Reward chests (with free keys given with each hour of playtime on the server)! • Collect mob heads and use custom mini-blocks! • Upgradable player vaults where you can store your most valued items! • Casino with 15 playable games! • Plushies! • 300+ Custom Blocks! • More being added daily!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Dimension Hops:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Dreamscape

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

****SOFT OPEN 10/10/2023**** ****GRAND OPENING 10/31/2023****

Looking for a survival-based Minecraft Pixelmon server that still has the capability of intense play? Take a trip to Dreamscape! Launched with the attitude of “take it at your own pace”, Dreamscape allows you to focus on either the survival gameplay aspect, your Pokedex’s completion, or competitive battles – or perhaps even a mixture of those and more! Join now for an entertaining experience within a positive environment!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Crops Grown:	6099	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

EvoEarth

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

EvoEarth is a Minecraft Server based on a Earth Map with Towny being the main focus. You can create towns, have wars, do whatever! You can even create a mega-corporation to take over the world. Bedrock Port = 19132

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Xylo Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Bedrock IP: 172.96.140.17 Bedrock port: 25799 Java Ip: XyloSMP.wither.best

Features:

1.8 combat Hacks allowed Semi-Anarchy Craftable god apples (1.8 crafting recipe) Custom enchants MC Versions 1.9.4+

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Dragons Tamed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Mythic and Magic

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Towns Built:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Static Studios (unreal)

Prison, PvP

Static studios I think? Ion know bro but the server is dead. The original owner had college. Well I made this because why not?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	295
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

ARCADEXS

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcadexs! We currently offer a wide selection of servers ranging from Survival Classic, Survival Custom, BoxPvP and more! Read below for more information.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

NightCraft

KitPvP, OneBlock, Skyblock, Vanilla

Version: 1.8 | 1.20.1

Three simple gamemodes, Vanilla, OneBlock and SkyPVP. if you want chill this is the right place!.

OneBlock: is a game mode where you start with only one block of land and must make the most of limited resources to survive and progress. You’ll need to break through the initial block to obtain resources, such as wood, ore, and food, and use them strategically to expand your island and craft a variety of items to survive. The goal is to reach the end of the game, overcoming increasingly difficult challenges along the way.

Vanilla: this mode allows you to use basic commands like /home, /sethome, /spawn, /tpa, /tpaccept. You will be able to collect spawners using silktouch and move them elsewhere. Additionally, randomteleport can be used to randomly teleport to a location in the game world. This mode maintains the standard features of Minecraft.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Meteorites Collected:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	5131

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.