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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs, battling evil llamas with laser eyes, and mining for diamonds while being serenaded by a choir of singing creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and a feathered fist. Join his army of poultry warriors and conquer the server in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the madness for yourself? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s make Minecraft great again!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

ChargedCreeper

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Raiding, Survival

We use plugins to enhance your experience in Minecraft. Each one is carefully selected and configured to offer you a challenging and rewarding experience with replayability in mind while also keeping your progress safe! We aim to reduce bloat and poor performance on our server to keep your playing experience as smooth as possible.

We aren’t just another SMP server. Our goal is to expand on the existing vanilla content in such a way that traditional mechanics are minimally affected. With the litany of servers available at your disposal, you may ask “Why should I join Charged Creeper?”. To answer that question: Simply join our server anytime, any place on any platform and see for yourself. There are no whitelist’s – no restrictions upon joining – no requirements to join our Discord (although it’s highly encouraged as most of our information regarding rules, commands, etc. will be posted there!).

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

GoPlay MC

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

We are proudly a premium gaming network with a no pay-to-win framework, donations maintain the platforms and enhance your gaming journey. Join us for a fair and enjoyable gaming experience! Our Road Map! Creative Server Launch: Early 2024 • Feedback and bug fixes

Arcade Server (Beta) Launch: Mid 2024 • TNT Tag • Spleef • Hide and Seek • Murder Mystery • Feedback and bug fixes • More T.B.A

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Elemental Crystals Collected:	98
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

iConic SMP 4.0

KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

iConic SMP 4.0, The latest season released by iCave developers for Minecraft enthusiasts! This server offers an exhilarating PvP experience with custom tools and armors, as well as a sprawling PvP arena for epic battles. Players can look forward to daily, weekly, and monthly rewards and giveaways, making every moment on the server exciting.

With a diverse audience including Twitch and YouTube streamers, iConic SMP 4.0 is a vibrant community where players can engage with their favorite content creators. The server also features a robust Job system, allowing players to carve out their own path and progress accordingly.

Custom ranks available through the webstore and crates that can be earned or purchased add an extra layer of excitement to the gameplay. Additionally, the server offers a unique feature where players can obtain tool skins from crates or by completing quests, allowing them to showcase their individuality.

iConic SMP 4.0 is built on a normal vanilla Minecraft foundation, ensuring that players can seamlessly access all the custom tools upon joining. Whether you’re on game version 1.8 or 1.20.4, you can dive into the action at play.iconicsmp.xyz. Don’t forget to check out the webstore at store.iconicsmp.xyz for additional perks and items to enhance your gaming experience!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Mines Excavated:	3376
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

GearsMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

(For bedrock, use ip: gearsmc.com:19132)This community was founded on my love and passion for cars and the automotive industry, and well everything with gears. All players are welcome. If you are looking for a laid back, chill, and diverse place to chat with new people and make friends, all while enjoying car talk, you’ve found the right place. Currently there are 3 servers available to play in GearsMC. Factions, Survival, Anarchy. Three separate servers with three separate vibes. Join now and decide which will be your home. By default, you will join the Factions server as that is currently receiving the most attention from admins regarding constantly improving aspects of the server every day to be more enjoyable for you, our players.I look forward to playing with you! The ip is just gearsmc.com Sincerely, – Luke (drivefast)

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	48	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

WheatSMP

Cross-Play, Survival

Embark on an epic journey in WheatSMP, the ultimate Minecraft server where adventure meets strategy! Engage in thrilling PvP battles, protect your turf with claiming, and master unique skills. Embark on quests that challenge your wit and courage, unlocking in-game achievable ranks along the way. Join WheatSMP for an immersive experience where every block you break and every battle you win propels you towards greatness! Are you ready to conquer the WheatSMP world? Join now!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Vivican Crack House

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Obsidian Odyssey

Survival

Obsidian Odyssey, a Minecraft server, excels with its sophisticated banking system, a dynamic economy, and the “baltop” feature that ranks players by wealth. It also boasts player-set warps, allowing for easy navigation and personalized spaces. The server’s diverse features, including these and more, create an engaging and multifaceted gameplay experience.

You can join our server using 1.20.1 – 1.20.4

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

LevelUp

Anarchy, Economy, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

LegendFactions

Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Brand new factions server, with a variety of features. Such as, Koths, Outposts, Jobs, Envoys, Crates, Ranks, Pvp, Darkzone, Fishing, and much more.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	New Chunks Explored:	553277
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

MC.RANK.LV

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to MC.RANK.LV, where nostalgia meets excitement! Immerse yourself in the classic charm of our Oldschool Factions server, tailored for version 1.8. Engage in thrilling survival adventures, conquer territories with factions, and test your PvP skills in intense battles. Explore our carefully curated shop for unique items and gear. Join us for a journey back to the roots of Minecraft gaming, where every block holds a story. Experience the magic of MC.RANK.LV – your ultimate destination for timeless fun and camaraderie.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Speedsteal

LifeSteal, Survival

About us

Our Game Modes

RPG (Custom Survival!): Explore a customized survival experience that blends the classic survival gameplay of Minecraft with exciting RPG elements. Engage in quests, build your character, and immerse yourself in an enchanting world where your choices matter.

Speedsteal Network is your gateway to the extraordinary world of Minecraft, where you can explore a custom survival RPG And connect with a vibrant and welcoming community. Our team is dedicated to making your experience memorable, and we continue to evolve our server to keep things fresh and exciting.

Embark on your next great Minecraft adventure at Speedsteal Network. Join us today, and be part of our growing community, where your journey is limited only by your imagination!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

The Vast

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

ValenMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to ValenMC Lifesteal Server!

Gameplay Features:

Lifesteal Mechanics: Unleash the power of Lifesteal as you engage in intense PvP battles. Every hit not only damages your foes but also replenishes your health, giving you a strategic edge in combat.

Challenging PvE: Venture into dangerous dungeons and face formidable mobs that require cunning strategies and the mastery of Lifesteal to conquer.

How to Join:

Java Edition: play.valenmc.com

Bedrock Edition: play.valenmc.com:19132

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Royalt Network

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	84
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Potions Brewed:	61
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Musecraft Remastered

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

A Semi-Vanilla survival server from 2010 remastered and brought back in 1.20 come join the fun and enjoy the history. Classic Minecraft experience the way it was intended to be played.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Zombie Dances:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.