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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs, battling evil llamas with laser eyes, and mining for diamonds while being serenaded by a choir of singing creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and a feathered fist. Join his army of poultry warriors and conquer the server in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the madness for yourself? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s make Minecraft great again!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
New Chunks Explored:	595367	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

KrumbledMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Experience the worlds of KrumbledMC!

An incredible server exclusively for adults aged 18 and above (No Exceptions).

Dive into our multi-world adventure, always up-to-date with the latest Version of Java. Leave behind the hassles of drama as you indulge in a crossplay (Java / Bedrock) worlds crafted just for you.

We have a Resource world that is regularly reset. The map is large with lots of room to build. We utilize anti-griefing plugins along with a variety of other plugins to make your game enjoyable and your builds safe. The plugins we have aren’t meant to take the challenge out of the game, but to add a whole new dynamic to your gaming experience on our server.

Interact with our ChatGPT powered, A.I. NPC’s!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Secret Passages Found:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

GunColony

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

Mob-Arena is a mini-game where you kill waves of mobs in an arena. The minigame has always been boring with the traditional weapons such as swords and bows. However, we have guns that can help you fight these mobs. Featuring a wide variety of guns, including AK-47, FAMAS, Steyr AUG, Schmidt Scout, AWP, XM1014, PP-Bizon, Negev and many others! You can also tame your own pet and it will help you fight the hordes of monsters. Natural regeneration and mob-to-mob damage have also been enabled, which means you are able to use a creeper to blow up other mobs! Beta ran through May 30, 2015 to June 23, and we’re happy to announce our first release patch! We’re fresh, 40 slots, and ready to enjoy!

The server DOES NOT REQUIRE ANY MODS. Using vanilla 1.8 or higher you can join the server and correctly view the 3D models, however it is highly recommended that you use vanilla Minecraft 1.8.4 or higher to join the server. Optifine for 1.8.4 is compatible with the server.

As we have been released and we do not have a high need for staff, staff application requirements is now increased to Corporal I instead of Private I. The age restrictions are still minimal.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

FaithfulMC

Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding

Welcome to FaithfulMC!

Join us for the most fun and competitive PvP/HCF experience around.

We offer: – HCF, Practice and Kits – 20 TPS Servers – FTOP Rewards – Real-time statistics on our website – 6+ Years of up-time.

How fast can you click? http://faithfulmc.com/cps

IP: faithfulmc.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

TopStrix Network

Anarchy, Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

The most worthwhile community you will ever meet, seriously.

With a vision and passion to develop a huge, quality and loving Israeli community, We decided to give our soul into the minecraft server, where you will experience the peak of fun with your friends or with nice people you meet with us.

It is important for us to note that, unlike many communities – our focus has always been and will be to maintain and protect a community

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	17

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

ChosenCraft

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

Website URL: http://www.chosencraft.com/ Ingame IP: play.chosencraft.com Teamspeak 3 IP: voice.chosencraft.com:10009

Come join us at play.chosencraft.com! We have many intuitive plugins and even our own plugin developers. We also feature an active website with forums, a Teamspeak server, and trained staff to quickly help you with any problems!

Server Reviews: Medessec: “The community is very open and friendly, the server has a lot of people on it all the time, so it’s no beat-down botched Vanilla server running on someone’s home computer. It’s owners didn’t compromise either, my connection to the server was exceptionally smooth and stable.”

Edomien: “Very good moderators who ACTUALLY HELP! I love this server! Grief? They fix it! Spammers? They take care of them! Epic server! Join now!” So what are you waiting for? Come join!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	26

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Brutal Factions

Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Brutal Factions! NEW MANAGEMENT!

We are a well known Factions server that has been around for 4 years! Heres some basic info on what we have to offer:

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

BeanBlockz

Creative, Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

BeanBlockz

Home of Smallishbeans – https://youtube.com/Smallishbeans

On the server, we have a variety of gamemodes – with more to come. Currently we have Factions, Creative, Survival, Skyblock, Prison and KitPvP, however we have multiple in development.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

MarsMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival Games

Hello go My server Play.marsmc.net ^^ Have fun server minecraft Froom Saudi Enjoy MiniGame FFA KITPVP SG RUSH

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	69	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

2Gcrafters

Economy, PvP, Survival

Open world pvp survival server, with store and protections. Website and forum Discord channel for help with plugins and tutorials Non-premium server a great community.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Mendocraft Premium/ Non Premium Server

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival Games

This is a friendly 24/7 “Dedicated Server” to all Minecraft players. The server has a lot of games to choose. We offer Op Prison, Paintball, Factions, McInfected, MYZombies, Mob Arena, TnT Runner, Block Hunts, Gold Rush, Quiver, Splegg, Team Battles, OITC, Creative, Kit PvP, Survival Games, Football, RisingSlain, DeathJump,Turf Wars and More…. The server is not a commercial server. Please feel free to play with no obligations to ask. Have fun in playing. Our server ip address : us.mendocraft.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Mineplay

Creative, KitPvP, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

MIneplay is a server that is based in the UK.

We are a small, Family friendly community that has been running for a consderable time, and Welcome players of all ages.

As a father, I set the server up for my son, providing a safe and secure place for him to play on, and as such, we adhere to a No Swearing Policy

Our rules are easy to follow, and we do not ask for, or take donations.

Currently, we have Several servers, including:

Survival Creative Prison, Skyblock, Kingdoms and Mingames

We have many custom plugins to further enhance your experience, and are Lag free.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9159

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

DBNation

PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Dragon Block C MOD required to play!

Check our Workin in progress custom map and website: http://dbnation.enjin.com/dynmap

We just started! GOGOGO!

-Adventure -Growing and nice Community -Events -Custom Map -24/7 -Much More!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

OrangeCraft

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars

Welcome to the official Minecraft Server of Annoying Orange, MC.orangecraft.net.

We, the OrangeCraft, have been working our pixels off tweaking the server, the website and our internal tools. Some of those changes are obvious, some less so, but all of them have been important. We know there’s still a lot of work to do to make the server perfect, and we thank you for your patience while we get there. One of those changes is this very news post. We’re going to be making an active effort in keeping you, the community, up to date with what we’re up to. Keep an eye out here for details on what we’ve changed and what we’ve got planned for the future. Currently we’re home to 6 awesome gamemodes. Those gamemodes vary from PVP, to building. Each of our fun games, give players of all types to get in on the fun. When playing on the Annoying Orange server, you will always have a high chance of playing along side the characters, and potentially being in their videos. Please remembers to display a positive, mature, and up-beat attitude when playing with them. Please check our calendar for Meet-and-Greet events with your favorite Annoying Orange characters on the server.

Our following website, twitter, and emails information can be found bellow. Twitter: @MinecraftAO Website: OrangeCraft.net

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Timeless PvP

Economy, Factions, PvP

Raiding, Economy, Factions, McMMO, PVP gaming, come join us on Timeless PvP. SSundee Vs. MrCrainer!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Animals Bred:	181
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Nexia

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

When you join Nexia, you’re joining more than just an ordinary Minecraft server. You become part of an amazing community. You, our players, are the most important thing to us, because you make the server what is it! You are our biggest priority. It’s our job to make sure you are happy and enjoying your time with us as best as we can. Our members are family to us. We look beyond the screen and care about our members personally as well. Our player base consists of wonderfully helpful members, always willing to lend a hand and some even lend an ear.

Our staff team are some of the nicest you’ll ever find in a Minecraft server. We have zero tolerance for rude, immature or discriminative behaviour in our community and our staff are the perfect examples of community behaviour. Any issues that may arise are dealt with quickly and fairly with everyone’s best interest in mind. Members are always welcome to contact the staff team for any sort of help, whether it be in-game or even in their personal lives.

Our members are responsible for keeping us going and helping us grow with their donations. 100% of any money donated is used to keep the community alive. No one personally profits from any money received, so you can rest assured when you donate to Nexia your money goes straight to the community. Every month we post a financial report publicly to the community, so you know exactly how the money that you donated is being spent. We want to be sure everyone has the best experience we can possibly give to keep the community thriving. All ideas are heard with open minds, all members are treated equally, and we work our hardest to create a supportive environment for all.

If you are interested in joining us on our adventure together, join our discord: https://discord.gg/eDfzCvZPVu

Find us on Twitter @playnexia

Find us on Instagram @NexiaMC

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.