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| Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 3983 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 202 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 16 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a server where you can ride around on pigs dressed as cops, trying to impress the policewoman with your epic building skills? Plus, rumor has it that if you can successfully tame the policewoman, you’ll unlock secret powers that will make you the ultimate ruler of the server.
But be warned, taming a policewoman is no easy task. You’ll have to show off your best dance moves, build her the most extravagant castle she’s ever seen, and maybe even bake her some virtual cookies to win her over. Are you up for the challenge?
So come join us on our server and see if you have what it takes to tame a policewoman. Who knows, you might just end up becoming the most infamous player in the virtual world!
