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Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 7836 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 19 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 96 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy stories like the time a children’s choir sang about generations of men falling into oblivion while players flipped switches and fought against communism during WW2. And don’t even get us started on the protestant patriotism that led pastors to join the SS and take down Russian communists like it was nobody’s business.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now for a wild ride filled with outrageous reasons to keep coming back for more!