Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! Join us at /calg/ – The Coffin of Andy and Leyley General #270, where the only rule is to have fun and cause absolute mayhem.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that Andy and Leyley were the original creators of this server, but they mysteriously disappeared, leaving behind a trail of epic loot and hidden secrets. Will you be the one to uncover the truth behind their disappearance? Or will you just build a giant statue of a potato in their honor? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy guides, major spoilers, and achievements that will make your head spin. Want to know the best routes and subroutes? We got you covered. Need help finding all the stars? We have a guide for that too. And if you ever get stuck, just check out our complete Episode 2 walkthrough for all the tips and tricks you need.

Oh, and did we mention the upcoming chapter called Decay? Chapter 3A and 4 are confirmed to be DECAY. It’s going to be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some insane gameplay and story transitions that will leave you questioning your sanity.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at /calg/ and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP out there. Who knows, you might just uncover the secrets of Andy and Leyley, or you might just end up building a rollercoaster that goes straight into a lava pit. The possibilities are endless!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 98/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
Unicorn Sightings: 0 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Kamala’s Birthday Bash Minecraft SMP

    Kamala’s Birthday Bash Minecraft SMP
    Today is Kamala Harris’ birthday, and if you join our Minecraft SMP, you’ll get a chance to build her a giant birthday cake made out of diamond blocks! Plus, rumor has it that Kamala herself will log on to the server and thank you personally for the sweet gesture. So come join us and celebrate Kamala’s special day in the most epic way possible!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 15
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 14

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Noobs Outta Here Minecraft Server

    Noobs Outta Here Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of pesky Endermen stealing your blocks and creepers blowing up your hard work? Look no further than our server! We have a strict “No Nuisance Foreigners” policy, so you can build in peace without any unwanted guests causing chaos.

    Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant zombie chickens, riding on rainbow-colored llamas, and participating in epic cake-eating contests. Our server is also home to the rarest mob of all – the Disco Sheep, who will boogie down with you whenever you need a dance break.

    But beware, our server is guarded by a team of fearless warrior bunnies who will protect you from any griefers or trolls trying to ruin your fun. So come on over and join the madness – we promise you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 8
    Mythical Quests Completed: 39 Zombie Dances: 1
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6 Haunted Chests Opened: 6
    Magic Wands Crafted: 11 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • /The Coffin of Andy and Leyley General Minecraft SMP #270/

    /The Coffin of Andy and Leyley General Minecraft SMP #270/
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! Join us at /calg/ – The Coffin of Andy and Leyley General #270, where the only rule is to have fun and cause absolute mayhem.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that Andy and Leyley were the original creators of this server, but they mysteriously disappeared, leaving behind a trail of epic loot and hidden secrets. Will you be the one to uncover the truth behind their disappearance? Or will you just build a giant statue of a potato in their honor? The choice is yours!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy guides, major spoilers, and achievements that will make your head spin. Want to know the best routes and subroutes? We got you covered. Need help finding all the stars? We have a guide for that too. And if you ever get stuck, just check out our complete Episode 2 walkthrough for all the tips and tricks you need.

    Oh, and did we mention the upcoming chapter called Decay? Chapter 3A and 4 are confirmed to be DECAY. It’s going to be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some insane gameplay and story transitions that will leave you questioning your sanity.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us at /calg/ and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP out there. Who knows, you might just uncover the secrets of Andy and Leyley, or you might just end up building a rollercoaster that goes straight into a lava pit. The possibilities are endless!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8334 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 17 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Dawntrail Minecraft Server

    Dawntrail Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of dancing Moogles appear out of nowhere, offering you a treasure trove of goodies. Or how about attending an in-game Halloween party where the mobs are dressed up as Fall Guys characters? And don’t even get us started on the meetups – from shared FATE meetups with Marilith to Golem Alts Meetup at the Goblet, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So why wait? Join us now for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even encounter a secret underground rave party hosted by Endermen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 74 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 21 Rune Stones Activated: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 0 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Astral Projections Made: 0

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • The Archive Minecraft SMP

    The Archive Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and help us archive everything before it’s too late! The internet is getting purged by mysterious forces and soon all that will be left is Google and Joomedia propaganda. We need brave players to help us save the truth and preserve it in our virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that there are secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. So grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild adventure before it’s game over for the truth!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 50
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Epic Quests Completed: 8
    Alien Abductions: 5 Curse of Binding Applied: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Snack Attack Minecraft Server

    Snack Attack Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as refreshing as cucumbers with lime and tajin? Look no further, because our server is like a virtual snack attack for your gaming taste buds! Join us for a wild ride where you can build, mine, and explore while snacking on the most outrageous virtual treats. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So come on, join us and let’s snack our way to victory!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Secret Passages Found: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Haunted Chests Opened: 5 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 30
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 10 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 29

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Neurotic Minecraft SMP Chick Magnet

    Neurotic Minecraft SMP Chick Magnet
    Are you tired of being a nervous wreck around women in Minecraft? Join our SMP and watch your social anxiety melt away like a creeper in the sun! Our server is filled with magical potions that will boost your confidence to levels you never thought possible. Say goodbye to awkward interactions and hello to smooth pick-up lines that will make any Minecraft maiden swoon. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the Casanova of our server – join now and start slaying both mobs and hearts!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Gods Slained: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 41
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Towns Built: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 10

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Anime Girls Minecraft Server

    Anime Girls Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate anime girl paradise! Imagine building your dream castle while being surrounded by kawaii anime girls who will cheer you on and give you virtual hugs. But that’s not all – our server has a secret potion that turns all your enemies into cute chibi versions of themselves! Join now for a chance to be the ultimate senpai in this wacky and whimsical world. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the anime girl adventures begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9602 Enchantments Applied: 76
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10 Chimeras Created: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3
    Farms Harvested: 896 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Crush Fucks Your Someone Right Now Edition Minecraft SMP

    Crush Fucks Your Someone Right Now Edition Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the chaos of love triangles and drama! Join us as we navigate the treacherous waters of relationships in a blocky world where anything can happen.

    Have you ever had someone steal your Minecraft crush right from under your pixelated nose? Well, now is your chance to get revenge and steal someone else’s virtual bae! Our server is the perfect place to plot, scheme, and maybe even find true love (or at least a good trolling opportunity).

    From secret rendezvous in hidden caves to epic battles over who gets to date the Ender Dragon, our community is always buzzing with excitement. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the drama of /FurNTR/ Minecraft edition!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Putin’s Rescue Minecraft Server

    Putin’s Rescue Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of being saved by none other than Vladimir Putin himself! Yes, you heard that right. One day, I was mining for diamonds when suddenly a horde of creepers surrounded me. Just as I thought it was all over, Putin swooped in on a majestic bear, wielding a diamond sword and shouting, “Not today, my comrade!” He single-handedly defeated the creepers and saved me from certain doom. If that’s not a reason to join our server, I don’t know what is! So come on in and see what other crazy adventures await you. Who knows, maybe Putin will save you too!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Divine Spears Created: 18 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Alien Abductions: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Election Mania Minecraft SMP – Strap Snatcher

    Election Mania Minecraft SMP – Strap Snatcher
    Get ready to cast your vote in the craziest election event ever seen on this Minecraft SMP! Will it be the chicken who promises free seeds for all? Or maybe the creeper who promises to blow up all your problems? The competition is fierce and the drama is even fiercer!

    Join now to witness the chaos unfold as players campaign, debate, and maybe even resort to some sneaky tactics to win the coveted title of Mayor. And who knows, you might even find yourself caught up in a scandal or two along the way!

    So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into the wild world of politics on our Minecraft SMP. Who will take home the strap at ElectionMania? Only time will tell!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 35 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • PixelPals Minecraft Server

    PixelPals Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the Nijisanji EN crew hangs out when they’re not busy slaying Ender Dragons and building epic castles!

    Join us for a chance to mine diamonds with Petra Gurin herself, or go on a redstone adventure with Elira Pendora! Need some backup in a PvP battle? Rosemi Lovelock and Petra Gurin have got your back!

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to see Luca Kaneshiro and Shu Yamino go head-to-head in a build battle? Or watch Sonny Brisko and Uki Violeta team up to take down the Wither? Only on our server, folks!

    And if you’re lucky, you might even catch MariaMari0nette and AsterArcadia performing a duet in the virtual Minecraft concert hall! Don’t miss out on all the craziness and fun – join our server now and let the shenanigans begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 17 Haunted Chests Opened: 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 192 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • MLB badly wants LAD vs NYY, not NYM vs NYY Minecraft SMP

    MLB badly wants LAD vs NYY, not NYM vs NYY Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

    Join us if you want to witness the craziest shenanigans this side of the blocky universe. We’ve got players riding pigs into battle, building giant statues of themselves, and even organizing elaborate pranks involving TNT and chickens.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds, guarded by a team of llamas wearing top hats. And if you manage to find it, you’ll be granted access to the mystical realm of unlimited resources and enchanted gear.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the madness. Just remember, in this Minecraft SMP, the only rule is that there are no rules. Welcome to the land of infinite possibilities and absolute chaos!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ores Mined: 5702 Astral Amulets Crafted: 32
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Mysterious Portals Opened: 9
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

    Blocky Banter Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old armor sets? Well, look no further because our server has the most iconic western armor from the newest release! And if you can’t name them, don’t worry, because on our server, we have a special quest where you have to battle a herd of wild cows to earn the armor pieces! Trust us, it’s udderly hilarious. So saddle up and join us for a wild west adventure like no other!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Potions Brewed: 44 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Void Armor Forged: 20

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • 2700 Undoubtedly Rejected Minecraft SMP

    2700 Undoubtedly Rejected Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being rejected in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where you can be accepted by a community of players who have also been rejected 2700 times! That’s right, we only accept the most rejected players to join our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is located on a magical floating island where the only way to travel is by riding giant chickens. Don’t worry, they’re friendly and won’t peck your eyes out (most of the time).

    Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil llamas who are trying to take over the island. Only the most rejected players have the skills to defeat them and save our precious chicken mounts.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our rejected army and conquer the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 9 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 19 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14 Potions Brewed: 181

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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