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Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 320 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 44 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 9 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 29 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 2317 | Divine Spears Created: | 26 |
Falling into the Void: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
Picture this: a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding. It’s a madhouse of fun and frivolity, and you won’t want to miss out!
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So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness! Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. See you on the other side, fellow adventurers!