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Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 2639 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 36 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 50 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 10 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
Picture this: a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding. It’s a madhouse of fun and frivolity, and you won’t want to miss out!
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So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness! Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. See you on the other side, fellow adventurers!