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Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 3605 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 15 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 |
Picture this: a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding. It’s a madhouse of fun and frivolity, and you won’t want to miss out!
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So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness! Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. See you on the other side, fellow adventurers!