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Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 9616 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 | Towns Built: | 2 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 9531 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 34 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
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