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Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 2129 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Towns Built: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 155 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 38 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 74 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 98 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 8 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
Picture this: a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding. It’s a madhouse of fun and frivolity, and you won’t want to miss out!
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So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness! Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. See you on the other side, fellow adventurers!