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Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 8805 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Epic Shields Constructed: | 25 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Potions Brewed: | 170 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Towns Built: | 1 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
Picture this: a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding. It’s a madhouse of fun and frivolity, and you won’t want to miss out!
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So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness! Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. See you on the other side, fellow adventurers!