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Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 9890 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 46 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 85 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Picture this: a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding. It’s a madhouse of fun and frivolity, and you won’t want to miss out!
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So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness! Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. See you on the other side, fellow adventurers!