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Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 7570 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 8 |
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