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| Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 8889 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 8 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 |
Picture this: a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding. It’s a madhouse of fun and frivolity, and you won’t want to miss out!
But that’s not all – we’ve got a secret weapon to entice you even further. Our resident pastor is not your average preacher – he’s a Minecraft mastermind who will guide you on your spiritual journey through the blocky world. Take the “christpill” and watch his mind-blowing sermons that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.
So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness! Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. See you on the other side, fellow adventurers!
