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| Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 5185 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 37 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 8 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
Picture this: a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding. It’s a madhouse of fun and frivolity, and you won’t want to miss out!
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So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness! Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. See you on the other side, fellow adventurers!
