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Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 4873 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Mythical Quests Completed: | 46 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
Void Gems Collected: | 32 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 52 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 36 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Orbs of Power Found: | 5 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 4072 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
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