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| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 6043 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 | Mines Excavated: | 4319 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 13 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 | Treasure Maps Found: | 15 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 33 | Enchantments Applied: | 266 |
Picture this: a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding. It’s a madhouse of fun and frivolity, and you won’t want to miss out!
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So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness! Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. See you on the other side, fellow adventurers!
