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Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 1852 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 185 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 25 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
Picture this: a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding. It’s a madhouse of fun and frivolity, and you won’t want to miss out!
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