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Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 5552 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 259 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 10 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Picture this: a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding. It’s a madhouse of fun and frivolity, and you won’t want to miss out!
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So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness! Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. See you on the other side, fellow adventurers!