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Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 4020 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Gods Slained: | 0 | Rune Stones Activated: | 5 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
Buildings Constructed: | 27 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Picture this: a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding. It’s a madhouse of fun and frivolity, and you won’t want to miss out!
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So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness! Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. See you on the other side, fellow adventurers!