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Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 3616 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 22 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
Picture this: a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding. It’s a madhouse of fun and frivolity, and you won’t want to miss out!
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