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Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 3438 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Orbs of Power Found: | 12 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 48 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 |
Picture this: a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding. It’s a madhouse of fun and frivolity, and you won’t want to miss out!
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