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Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 2136 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 4176 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 49 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
Void Gems Collected: | 34 | Animals Bred: | 86 |
Picture this: a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding. It’s a madhouse of fun and frivolity, and you won’t want to miss out!
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So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness! Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. See you on the other side, fellow adventurers!