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| Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 2945 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 98 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Picture this: a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding. It’s a madhouse of fun and frivolity, and you won’t want to miss out!
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So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness! Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. See you on the other side, fellow adventurers!
