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| Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 6037 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 5 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Magic Items Found: | 1905 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Mines Excavated: | 2181 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Picture this: a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding. It’s a madhouse of fun and frivolity, and you won’t want to miss out!
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So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness! Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. See you on the other side, fellow adventurers!
