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Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 4206 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 |
Void Gems Collected: | 13 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 12 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5110 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
Alien Abductions: | 0 | Buildings Constructed: | 12 |
Picture this: a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding. It’s a madhouse of fun and frivolity, and you won’t want to miss out!
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So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness! Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. See you on the other side, fellow adventurers!