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Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 9754 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 19 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Potions Brewed: | 35 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 36 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Farms Harvested: | 721 |
Divine Spears Created: | 12 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 777 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
Picture this: a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding. It’s a madhouse of fun and frivolity, and you won’t want to miss out!
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So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness! Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. See you on the other side, fellow adventurers!