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| Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 6012 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Wilderness Tamed: | 9 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 76 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Crops Grown: | 3772 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
Picture this: a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding. It’s a madhouse of fun and frivolity, and you won’t want to miss out!
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So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness! Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. See you on the other side, fellow adventurers!
