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Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 5736 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
Villages Defended: | 19 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 34 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 10 | Ghost Minerโs Tools Found: | 3 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
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