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Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 7740 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 140 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 6 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
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