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| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 5514 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Runes Activated: | 6 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3792 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 5 |
Picture this: a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding. It’s a madhouse of fun and frivolity, and you won’t want to miss out!
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So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness! Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. See you on the other side, fellow adventurers!
