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Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 4994 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 35 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 81 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 |
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