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Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 8923 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 13 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 42 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 |
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